Condom Lines

1. Cover your stump before u hump
2. Before u attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner
6. You cant go wrong, if u shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
8. If u think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If u slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if u wrap your peter
11. She wont get sick if u wrap your dick
12. If u go in to heat, package your meat
13. While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
14. When u take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanise your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armour will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!