"Hello brother!" "Hey sis." "I gotta question." "Shoot sis." "Will you go to prom with me?" "Eww, no, your my sister!", said the brother. "So.", she replied. "Well ok." So they go to the prom and the sister says, "Will you hug me?" The brother says, "Eww, not in front of everyone!" "Please, please, please." says the sis. "Ok." Then, on the way home, the sister asks him to kiss her. He refuses but she persists and he eventually gives in. When they are in the car she asks him, "Will you fuck me right here in this car? It's prom and I wanna get laid!" "God no!", he replies. She persist and he gives in. He's on top of her, fucking his own sister when she says, "Wow! Your alot heavier than Dad." And he says, "Yeah I know, Mom told me!"
It was Bubba's first time off the farm and in a big city, when he ran into a lady of the night. Asking if he wanted some pleasure Bubba replied, "No! You got teeth down there and it bites." Taken aback by this response she said, "No I don't. It's just hairy." Once again Bubba said, "Yes you do, my Mama told me so!" This went on for about a half-hour when finally out of fustration she pulled up her dress and revealed her hairy twat and said, "See no teeth!" "Damn!" replied Bubba, "No wonder you ain't got no teeth, look at the condition of them gums!"
Ok, so there's this guy at the bar and right next to him there's this little guy less than a foot tall playing a tiny baby grand piano. The bar had computers that allowed people to surf at the bar. Ok, cool. So this other guy comes in to check out the new computer bar and sits next to the guy with the little piano guy next to him and asks, "Hey, what's this?" So the reply he gets is... "I got it from a site called eWish.com". "Really? Can I try it?" "Sure, but they haven't worked all the bugs out, so you may not get exactly what you wish for." Ok, what the heck, it's free anyway. So he punches in his eWish and hit's the return key and poof! The bar is filled with quacking ducks everywhere. On the bar, under the bar, flying all over the bar, and the guy who made the wish says, "Hey, I didn't wish for a million ducks!!" And the other guy goes, "See, I told ya. I didn't wish for a Ten Inch Pianist either!!"